new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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