yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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