Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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