The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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