did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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