It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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