how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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