There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
third nipple confirmed
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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