I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
This house was built for laser tag.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
