Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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