Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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