all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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