so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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