scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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