I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
