physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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