we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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