my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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