Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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