its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Dicks are not precious.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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