I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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