Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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