It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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