Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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