you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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