whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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