just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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