In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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