Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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