If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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