if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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