Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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