If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Randomize
