Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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