I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
She made me pour olive oil on her.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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