STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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