I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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