Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
