She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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