yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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