Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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