i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I think people are normalizing furries
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