I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
