any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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