It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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