I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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