nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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