He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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