If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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