It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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