She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I would ride that face into the sunset
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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