yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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