she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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