Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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