she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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