"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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