I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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